The boring life of Chris Badalaty

I had to give a self-introduction speech today. This is a speech where you basically introduce yourself and talk about a special or interesting fact. Well i never really noticed how boring and uninteresting my life was until i heard some of my fellow classmates's speech. Some people have lived whole lives already. People that have seen most of the world, or started their own business, or helped to fight the war on terrorism. I havn't done any of that. Luckily I didn't have to give my speech today so i just have to do something interesting by wednesday. Shouldn't be too hard. Maybe we'll find out that the world is going to be hit by a giant meteor and nasa will call me and my special force drill dream to go into space to drill a giant hole in the meteor so we can drop a nuclear bomb in it. This way, of course, it will split into two pieces and just miss the earth, that is if i drill the whole before we reach the point of no return. But, the mission would turn out to be a flop because the control room head would just be some hick and i would end up having to sacrifice myself to save the fate of the earth. But i suppose i wouldn't have to give this damn speech...